lalala so fun.. later go squad blog do for sqmts.. :)
anw today was sch pocket money fund collection day.. dis morn yuanhan told mi zhiyang was coming.. den we were predicting he wud say cliche stuff like "please donate generously" den he'd sing yi4 shou3 jian3 dan1 de4 ge1.. den saw gwen n qianrui running to him (i think) omg lor gwen leh!!!! den during morning assembly first time our class so early lor.. den ppl like qianrui were jumping up n down, den yilin was saying its a scam.. haha..
den when jieqi n i went up to the class we were in charge of, i realised xian4 shi2 de4 can2 ku4.
mi: pls donate to the sch pocket money fund
jieqi: support zhiyang!
(girl walks up put $$ inside)
class: chatter among themselves
jieqi & i: er....
mi: erm can i noe hu's e monitress? (intented to pass donation can to her)
class: continues to dao1..
(bunch of girls walk in followed by...............................*drumroll*.................................... zhiyang & company)
class: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! zhiyang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
(jieqi & i look at each other)
zhiyang's company (guy): can i hav 1 volunteer?
class: i wan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg zhiyang!!!!!!!!!!!!!
den jieqi n i finally decided we were very extra so we went out.. *sigh* n it din matter dat zhiyang was standing nxt to mi.. (tho i enjoyed making qianrui jealous :P)
oh den after maths i suddenly rmb to ask mrs chang for donation so i chiong out..
mi: mrs chang, wud u like to donate to the sch pocket money fund?
mrs chang: hold on, i check if i hav any money on mi
(takes out her pencilcase, fish for money)
den i was thinking shud b a few cents onli cos hu keeps real money in a pencilcase?
(mrs chang finally fishes out $10 note)
(i stare wide eye at her)
mrs chang: okay here it is (stuff the whole of $10 note inside)
mi (stunned): er er thank you!! ... thanks a lot!!!
n i relly tot i was hallucinating lah. $10 note leh!!!!!
anw i was relly glad i passed my maths.. :)
haha, today very funny.. i think PRY an4 lian4 ahem JLY lor.. so funny lah, she go hold her hand n swing swing swing, den when jly escaped in front she looked so so so traumatised. den when we told her dat PRY come le she looked so scared lor.. den PRY came n swing swing swing again n said: uhhhh~ y u hav dis look on ur face... den we all were trying our best not to laugh lah, den from e point PRY alighted from mrt until jly alighted she din tok. she juz look dai1 dai1 de.. so funny lah!! :)
lalala so sian..
tmr got chinese test. wednesday got chinese n science test. friday got history test. jiayou bah, everyone! tough week ahead.. :(
tot of doing for ppl..
Effa
Research indicates that effa will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of effa, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
If you lace effa from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Effa Head.
Olive oil was used for washing effa in the ancient Mediterranean world.
68 percent of all UFO sightings are by effa!
Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like effa!
Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat effa'.
There are 336 dimples on effa.
The average human spends about 30 days during their life in effa.
Xinya
Banging your head against xinya uses 150 calories an hour!
The colour of xinya is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with xinya.
Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of xinya in your ear 700 times.
Early thermometers were filled with xinya instead of mercury.
In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of xinya!
You share your birthday with xinya.
Xinya cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
Research indicates that xinya will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
Finding xinya on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
Pinghui
Over 2000 people have now climbed pinghui, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
Only twelve people have ever set foot on pinghui.
If you put a drop of liquor on pinghui, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
The first pinghui was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
A lump of pinghui the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting pinghui.
Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing pinghui.
All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to pinghui!
The word 'samba' means 'to rub pinghui'.
You should always store pinghui in an airtight container in the fridge!
Shufen
Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of shufen!
Every day in the UK, four people die putting shufen on.
Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up shufen.
A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and shufen.
More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in shufen!
Shufen can live for up to a week without a head.
Two grams of shufen provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
Shufen has four noses.
Only one person in two billion will live to be shufen.
The most dangerous form of shufen is the bicycle.
Shiqian
Shiqian was the first Tsar of Russia.
Astronauts get taller when they are in shiqian.
If you toss shiqian 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
When provoked, shiqian will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
Shiqian can live for up to a week without a head.
Shiqian is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
Shiqian is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
Peanuts and shiqian are beans!
Shiqian does not have toes.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into shiqian.
Ziai
Ziai can not regurgitate.
Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of ziai!
Ziai is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
Contrary to popular belief, ziai is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
Ziai is the world's smallest mammal!
Ziai can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
Ziai can last longer without water than a camel can!
Ziai cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be ziai.
Ziai can sleep for three and a half years!
haha so fun!!! :)
actually blogged ytd but duno y my com spoil cant publish.. :)
4/24/2006 07:39:00 PM
if only i could let u stay by my side...